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consulting-violinist: shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:08:16 -0400

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

why can’t my english teacher be your english teacher

t0gekisses: I literally gasped

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:06:15 -0400

t0gekisses:

I literally gasped

i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:55:51 -0400

i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody

jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:03:29 -0400

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

gatsbymovie: A wonderful behind-the-scenes look at Bryan Ferry...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:17:42 -0400

gatsbymovie:

A wonderful behind-the-scenes look at Bryan Ferry (Official) working with Baz Luhrmann on the jazz recordings for The Great Gatsby.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:24:41 -0400

i am three years behind in my math homework

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:24:39 -0400

i am three years behind in my math homework

tennants-companion: so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:21:42 -0400

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

for a second there i thought those were hole-punchers that...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:31:45 -0400

for a second there i thought those were hole-punchers that they’re holding

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:30:11 -0400

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

hippy-daze: kripke-is-my-king: hahry: a venn diagram of the things george washington said not...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:24:34 -0400

hippy-daze:

kripke-is-my-king:

hahry:

a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle

#washington sitting in the afterlife screaming ‘TWO THINGS AMERICA. I SAID TWO FUCKING THINGS. #ISOLATIONISM. #NO POLITICAL PARTIES. #DID I FUCKING STUTTER #DID I STUTTER MY ENTIRE FAREWELL ADDRESS #GOD DAMN LINCOLN NEVER HAD TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT [via thecapn]

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: flawlesstrueperfection: you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe cuz u...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:24:26 -0400

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

flawlesstrueperfection:

you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe

cuz u basic

rubywhiterabbit: calderonbeta: feralcastiel: can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:24:09 -0400

rubywhiterabbit:

calderonbeta:

feralcastiel:

can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s

abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”

too soon

HE WAS SHOT IN 1865

rosalinascometobservatory: why did i do this

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:23:59 -0400

rosalinascometobservatory:

why did i do this

moriarty: basically the movie

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:23:52 -0400

moriarty:

basically the movie

robcoindustries: see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same:...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:23:43 -0400

robcoindustries:

see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same: “género”. if you live in mexico and someone asks you what gender you are, you can be whatever i’m comfortable with. i’m a boy, or a girl. i’m a crime noir with a bit of spicy romance. i’m post-punk electronic music. i have trascended human perceptions of gender and am now a being of pure art

gallifrey-feels: aegisaglow: thesummeroflike: aegisaglow: thesummeroflike: peewentz: are...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:22:10 -0400

gallifrey-feels:

aegisaglow:

thesummeroflike:

aegisaglow:

thesummeroflike:

peewentz:

are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange

which came first: the orange or orange

Orange was first used to refer to the fruit around 1300 but not used as a color word until around 1540.

then what was the colour called before then

geoluread

I love Tumblr

quillery: peachymints: If you haven’t seen this film yet, it’s...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:21:19 -0400

quillery:

peachymints:

If you haven’t seen this film yet, it’s pretty entertaining.

the kawaii gatsby

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Fri, 17 May 2013 18:21:13 -0400

nialurs: game BOY??? bangs fist on the table FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:20:59 -0400

nialurs:

game BOY??? *bangs fist on the table* FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!